Cracks

Ringo's hot mug

There is no single feeling or experience that has not been catalogued and documented at this point in history.

Jun 3

April 2025

The Titanic lifeboat rule

Just once, I’d like someone to announce their “deeply concerning and weird” professional news on LinkedIn.

Apr 29

March 2025

A fun recipe!!!

If this song doesn’t get your heart racing I don’t know what to tell you—you’re broken:

Mar 23

Babes, you have to get rid of the Nazi helmet eventually

This song has been on repeat in my head most of 2025 so far.

Mar 3

February 2025

Fist City

If I see one more piece in a major news outlet *COUGHNewYorkTimesCOUGH* about how “Americans React to Trump” featuring man on the street interviews, I…

Feb 12

January 2025

If you can't handle me at my worst...no worries if not

Just a heads up I’m just going to be irrationally angry every day for the foreseeable future, xoxo

Jan 25

This uncooked Romanian sausage will surely seal the deal

Thing 1: You’re a grand old flag

Jan 6

September 2024

The Rammstein Keyboard Guy

In this edition: Style inspiration for fall, B.F. Skinner was a psycho, and I need to become the female Weird Al.

Sep 14, 2024

August 2024

Do any of you know basic first aid?

Sometimes you’re just innocently searching for mid-century salt and pepper shakers and then next thing you know you’re wondering why Etsy doesn’t have a…

Aug 17, 2024

July 2024

Babies you should know etc.

What happened to all the hot-guy-weird-actors?

Jul 25, 2024

500 Hamster Power

I am nothing if not an anthropologist.

Jul 4, 2024

June 2024

Timmy the Tooth could match your freak

I don’t know what’s worse.

Jun 7, 2024