Cracks

This uncooked Romanian sausage will surely seal the deal

Thing 1: You’re a grand old flag

Jan 6

September 2024

The Rammstein Keyboard Guy

In this edition: Style inspiration for fall, B.F. Skinner was a psycho, and I need to become the female Weird Al.

Sep 14, 2024

August 2024

Do any of you know basic first aid?

Sometimes you’re just innocently searching for mid-century salt and pepper shakers and then next thing you know you’re wondering why Etsy doesn’t have a…

Aug 17, 2024

July 2024

Babies you should know etc.

What happened to all the hot-guy-weird-actors?

Jul 25, 2024

500 Hamster Power

I am nothing if not an anthropologist.

Jul 4, 2024

June 2024

Timmy the Tooth could match your freak

I don’t know what’s worse.

Jun 7, 2024

May 2024

The cutie babies of life

Me, talking to my coworkers around the ol’ water cooler, “Went to a rave last night and let’s just say things got a little crazy…”

May 4, 2024

April 2024

Gypsy Rose is thirty, flirty, and thriving

I work at a health care organization, and while none of us want to worry too much about the where/when/why of we’re going to die I think about it…

Apr 13, 2024

March 2024

Memento 2: Poop Bag

Usually the “memories” function on Facebook only serves as a reminder that I was really (I mean really) annoying and pretentious after I read ONE Judith…

Mar 28, 2024

Whatever happened to baby Pidge?

You know what they say…red sky at night, subscriber’s delight.

Mar 18, 2024

February 2024

Staten Island Chuck is Girly Pop

Hi, just a little thank you from me for YOU, the readers, for sticking with me over the years.

Feb 20, 2024

Time to go into the closet

It’s crazy how in the fifties everyone was like, “wow the future is going to be so stunning, so amazing.” When in reality the 21st century is just…

Feb 2, 2024