Babies you should know etc.
What happened to all the hot-guy-weird-actors? You know exactly what I mean. It’s those actors (and it’s only men, women actors can only be pretty, but that’s a whole ‘nother conversation) that are traditionally good-looking but like being weirdos and only take odd roles.
The quintessential hot-guy-weird actor (HGWA) is Marlon Brando. Brando is like, stupidly good looking, I think we can all agree. However, when he finally was established enough that he could be choosy about roles, he only wanted to be in stuff like the film adaptation of Terry Southern’s “Candy”, “Apocalypse Now,” or “Last Tango in Paris,” which are all movies that both scare me and are also weird as hell.
HGWAs obviously love to look bad in movies, but it’s less about changing the way they look and just picking kind of odd roles. I feel like a HGWA would simultaneously consider being in “Chipmunks: The Squeakuel” and also a David Lynch film, y’know? And they would take both equally seriously. They also have to come off a little strange in-person too. If they’re too likeable in the flesh, they just haven’t committed to the HGWA way of life. It takes a certain amount of vulnerability to act in things that people may not like, even if you are REALLY HOT.
It’s important to have the HGWAs because it reminds us, that if you want to be TRULY hot, you should also maybe be weird. Other notable HGWAs include Johnny D*pp (before he became the human form of a bag of shit on fire), Daniel Day Lewis, Viggo Mortensen, and in more recent history I think Tom Hardy and Jake Gyllenhaal are both now established HGWAs, and I am hopeful that Austin Butler is an ascending HGWA.
Bradley Cooper THINKS he’s a HGWA, but he’s trying too hard. The key to being a HGWA is that you can’t seem like a try-hard. HGWAs don’t care about accolades, they care about being weird lil’ guys. Although I will say, unrelated to his HGWA status that the scene of him pissing himself in “A Star is Born” is something I think about once a week apropos of nothing.
Thing 1: Underrated baby animals (Have I done this before???)
Baby Meerkat: Baby Meerkats are a top tier baby animal and should be much more popular in the cutie animal community, of which I am on the margins of. If you don’t think this lil’ guy is cute you should probably go kill yourself now because you’re clearly dead inside.
Baby Rhino: Look at this wee fella!!! He’s just trying to enjoy life without becoming extinct!!! I want to give him a kiss!
Baby Bat-Eared Fox: These babies should be given full military honors and NO I will not explain why.
Baby Aardvark: This lil’ baby is just scrumpfrin his way through life!!!!!
If you have other underrated baby animals I should know about please contact me immediately.
Thing 2: I can’t recommend this, but I can tell you it was recommended to me
Amazon suggested the book “Three Cowboys and a Puppy” to me and I have no idea why. I’m not offended or anything, I just need to know how a search history that is primarily “cat litter”, “Tom Tierney paper dolls,” and “tinned fish,” all ads up to this book. But the algorithm knows more than I do, I suppose.
“In this sweet and sexy friends-to-lovers romance from the New York Times bestselling author, it takes an adorable little rescue dog to show a hard-headed cowboy how to win over the woman he loves ...”
And if you like puppies, just wait till you read “Three Cowboys with a BRIDE.” And if you liked that wait till you read “Three Cowboys with a BABY.” And if you liked that just wait till you read “Three Cowboys and a Container of Expired Sour Cream.”
Thing 3: Just Say No
I want to get more involved in my community, so I made this anti-drug PSA to hang up at schools. I wanted something kids could relate to. I think it will save lives.
