Ringo's hot mug
There is no single feeling or experience that has not been catalogued and documented at this point in history.
Thing 1: Ringo in “The Magic Christian” is really doing it for me for some reason.
He has never been hotter or cooler than he was in this film. Haters be damned I’m so glad they had to cut recording “Let it Be” so he could make this movie. Because this film is also better than “Let it Be,” and that’s a hill I’ll die on.
“Oh, but Bebe, ‘Let it Be’ is a classic!!” Oh yeah? Then name one good song on it.
You can’t, can you? That’s what I thought.
Also, if Ringo’s hot mustachioed mug doesn’t get you to watch the movie, this Badfinger/McCartney song in the film rips.
Thing 2: Pigeon Report
Chaos reigned on a Delta flight (and no, it wasn’t because they ran out of those weirdly good old dried biscuit cookies) when a pair of pigeons took the passengers, captain, and flight attendants hostage.
No one knows how or why the pigeons were on the plane, but I do. Oh, do I. This is a case of revenge for Capt. Sully Sullenberger’s cold-hearted MASSACRE of a bunch of geese in 2009. And look, I certainly don’t condone violence, terrorism, or hostage tactics, but I can understand why pigeons might want to avenge their feathered brethren.
Grade: C? Violence is never the answer, but that goes for Capt. Sully Sullenberger, too. That man will pay for his bird crimes one day.
Thing 3: The Weirdest Shit I Saw on Craigslist
Couldn’t narrow it down to just one…
I hate this a lot. This is $0 and that still feels like too much.
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