This cat will kill you before you even make it to the moon
Hi! Sorry for the mini absence. I won’t bore you with the lurid details, but let’s just say I am suffering from a virus the CDC more or less thought they had eradicated in 2016. Enjoying being quarantined for something unrelated to coronavirus honestly, very refreshing. If 2021 has shown me anything, it’s that there’s always room for a SEQUEL!
While I am feeling much better, I’m still too brain-addled to write anything super coherent, and I have to save my energy so I can go to my job and remember how excel works. So here are a few odds, ends, and friends to keep you occupied in the meantime.
I am honestly dead impressed this person has such a good setup with OnlyFans they can afford two (!) sexters. I’d apply but I’d hardly think paying customers would appreciate me sending closeups of my cat’s nipple and saying “guess what this is!” Though also, this job sucks from a benefits perspective…no insurance and you can’t work side gigs? Freaking capitalism man.
Werner Herzog discussing skateboarding is my love language.
I thought the French were bad for sending cats into space, but I shoulda known the USA was just as bad and was throwing around cats in zero gravity to…to what exactly? Discover a cat could float? Discover cats get mad? Punish them for peeing in the tub? Oh, you say the cats are disoriented when being put in zero gravity? Freaking surprise! My cat is disoriented when I move the couch three inches to the left, of course they’re confused! Jesus, put me on the moon if that’s all it takes to be in NASA. Go to 3:39 for cats in space footage.
I’m so excited the Screamers are getting a legitimate release finally, they’re so good!
Love Carrie Mae Weems’ art
Lastly, yet again pigeons are causing conflict on a geo-political scale (also sorry this is from TRT but this is actually the best written story on this I could find)
