Laughin' in rhythm

A short Cracks for you this week because a) I just stepped in cat poop and that can’t bode well; and b) I feel like having a day somewhat removed from the internet if possible.

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If I must live in hell, so too do you:

patrick michael cotnoir @patrickcotnoir

Since everyone is talking about Frasier, here is Kelsey Grammer's 'stand up' from 1994's Just for Laughs festival. It's....something!

Pigeon Report       

An Irish government official named Colin Pidgeon caught a…pigeon on a Zoom call.  

Darran Marshall @DarranMarshall

"I've literally just caught a pigeon." Zoom call at today's Stormont Finance committee interrupted - after a pet cat brings a pigeon into the official's home. #Zoom The official was, the appropriately named... Colin Pigeon.

Grade: C. I’d like to see a separate investigation as to how to someone gets the last name of “Pigeon”

The weirdest shit I saw on Craigslist recently   

Wow, really disappointed these people just want a haunted house for a video shoot while real fans know any haunted house deserves to go to a loving, unsuspecting family who then find themselves in a world of terror, and only the surprisingly hot and young mom can save the day.

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Dude, what the hell is happening to the good New York? Good intro to Black feminisms. I’m gonna make Victorian flower messages my new hobby (not joking.)