I'm a cool punk husband

Sometimes in life, a simple “how-to” list can make one’s life that much simpler. For example, the Wiki-how “Five steps on how to be a punk,” has saved me so much time in my quest to become a punk that I was also able to learn “how to be cool” and how to be a “good husband.”

Theme music for this newsletter        

Bush Tetras “Too Many Creeps,” is excellent walking with a swagger music:

Pigeon Report        

Folks, I hate to say it but we, as a community, as a people, must come together to save the NYC pigeons. Yes, I am as surprised as you are, but it appears that our corrupt and callous neighbors to the (North? East? I don’t know geography) are stealing bushels of pigeons, stuffing them into vans and then using them for hunting. Look, pigeons suck, but even I found the sight of a bunch being thrown into a net and then into a trunk, really…cruel? Geez, can’t we just like, banish them? Send them into a pigeon reserve (read: any garbage dump) where they can thrive and enjoy themselves thoroughly?

So let us come together as one, and find those pigeons!! Bring our bois home!!

Grade: F, to the pigeon hunters! And to be fair, F to 50 pigeons who couldn’t escape an old-timey net

Are you okay? Checking in on my favorite d-listers       

Relatable!

Answer: Who among us hasn’t felt goth? Especially if you’ve read the wiki-how-to.

The weirdest shit I saw on Craigslist recently      

Oh no…ohnononono, No, I do not see it, I do not want it, and I will not allow it.

Shit you really ought to read           

Damn, if anyone ever wants to drop 2k on some art for me, Lee Godie is #1 on my list. Who doesn’t love a Midwest gas station. Just finished Elena Ferrante’s Lying Lives of Adults, which was of course, another total jam.